We have good news for all you freedom-loving patriots out there: our long national nightmare is over, the woke mind virus is dying, and the Central Intelligence Agency will no longer suffer under the yoke of oppressive diversity, equity, and inclusion training videos. In short: Trump is saving our country!
Yes, the CIA is planning its largest “mass firing” in over 50 years, according to the New York Times, and those expulsions are largely targeted at officers who work on “recruiting and diversity issues.” The newspaper notes that “51 officers working in diversity and recruiting” are currently having their positions “reviewed,” though it’s unclear whether the terminations will actually take place. The positions in question appear to have been converted from overseas agent recruitment roles into domestic DEI recruitment roles during the Biden administration, according to statements from sources interviewed by the paper. If the officers are fired it would be “one of the largest mass firings in the agency’s history,” the Times writes.
The Trump administration is currently attempting to shut down diversity programs across the federal government, and so the Agency’s efforts to gut its DEI activities track with that overall mission.
I am, of course, joking when I say that Trump is de-woke-ifying the CIA. The real joke is that the CIA—a brutal, secretive organization responsible for murder and chaos all over the globe—was ever particularly “woke” to begin with.
It’s true that the agency did release that dopey recruitment video a couple of years back. You probably remember the one I’m talking about. Yes, that video was really something, and featured its speaker—an apparent career CIA woman—saying chortle-inducing stuff like: “I am a cisgender millennial, who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder,” and “I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box-checking exercise,” while also referencing her love of Zora Neale Hurston and her ability to change diapers.
I would’ve loved to have seen a follow-up video discussing the intersectional complexities of this bomb that the agency has used, the likes of which is covered with knives and is designed to “slice and dice” its victims into viscera-dripping smithereens. What would Zora Neale Hurston have had to say about that??
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help me rephrase this as well We have good news for all you freedom-loving patriots out there: our long national nightmare is over, the woke mind virus is dying, and the Central Intelligence Agency will no longer suffer under the yoke of oppressive diversity, equity, and inclusion training videos. In short: Trump is saving our country! Yes, the CIA is planning its largest “mass firing” in over 50 years, according to the New York Times, and those expulsions are largely targeted at officers who work on “recruiting and diversity issues.” The newspaper notes that “51 officers working in diversity and recruiting” are currently having their positions “reviewed,” though it’s unclear whether the terminations will actually take place. The positions in question appear to have been converted from overseas agent recruitment roles into domestic DEI recruitment roles during the Biden administration, according to statements from sources interviewed by the paper. If the officers are fired it would be “one of the largest mass firings in the agency’s history,” the Times writes. The Trump administration is currently attempting to shut down diversity programs across the federal government, and so the Agency’s efforts to gut its DEI activities track with that overall mission.
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Great news for all the freedom-loving patriots: our long national struggle is coming to an end, the “woke” agenda is losing ground, and the CIA is finally moving away from the grip of mandatory diversity, equity, and inclusion training. In short: Trump is leading the charge to restore our nation!
According to the New York Times, the CIA is preparing for its largest “mass firing” in over five decades, targeting officers involved in “recruiting and diversity” roles. The paper reports that 51 officers working in diversity and recruitment are under review, though it’s still uncertain whether they will be let go. These positions, which had previously focused on overseas agent recruitment, were shifted to domestic DEI roles during the Biden administration. If these officers are dismissed, it could be one of the most significant firings in the agency’s history.
This move aligns with the Trump administration’s broader push to dismantle diversity programs across the federal government, and the CIA’s actions reflect that ongoing effort.
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Fantastic news for all the freedom-loving patriots out there: after a long and painful period, our national nightmare is finally coming to an end. The pervasive “woke” mindset is beginning to lose its grip, and the CIA is finally breaking free from the suffocating weight of mandatory diversity, equity, and inclusion training. In other words: Trump is leading the charge to restore the country we all know and love!
According to a report by the New York Times, the CIA is preparing for one of the largest “mass firings” in over fifty years, with the majority of those affected being officers involved in “recruiting and diversity” efforts. The newspaper reveals that 51 officers currently working in diversity and recruiting positions are under review, although it remains unclear whether these firings will actually occur. These roles, which were traditionally focused on recruiting agents for overseas missions, were shifted to domestic DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) recruitment duties under the Biden administration, according to sources cited by the paper. If these officers are dismissed, it would mark one of the largest mass layoffs in the history of the intelligence agency.
This significant shift at the CIA is in line with broader efforts under the Trump administration to dismantle diversity programs across the federal government. The CIA’s move to cut back on DEI activities reflects the overall mission to return to a focus on the agency’s core objectives—intelligence gathering and national security—rather than prioritizing political and social agendas.
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help me rephrase this as well Anyway, yes, the video was ridiculous—but almost suspiciously so. Indeed, its overt lunacy made me question whether it was really an effort to recruit diverse hires or was, in actuality, meant to piss off and radicalize midwestern MAGA types, many of whom inevitably felt the video was a surefire sign that their country was being overtaken by HR staff from the nation’s most annoying liberal arts colleges. Of course, we’ll probably never know why they did it, since the CIA rarely says anything about itself and, when it does, it usually lies. If the CIA briefly flirted with DEI optics, news stories concerning the agency’s actual staffing composition and behavior reveal that it is anything but “woke.” An internal study shared publicly in 2015 showed that close to 90 percent of the agency’s top ranks were white dudes. And, besides all the murder and chaos, those white dudes apparently get up to no good with relative frequency. This past October, the Agency was besmirched by reports of a “deep-rooted cultural problem” involving sexual assault and harassment at the agency. CIA
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Anyway, yes, the video was absolutely ridiculous—but almost suspiciously so. Its over-the-top absurdity made me wonder if it was truly meant to attract diverse hires or if, in reality, it was designed to provoke and radicalize middle-American MAGA supporters. Many of them likely saw the video as clear evidence that their country was being overrun by HR departments from the nation’s most obnoxious liberal arts colleges. Of course, we’ll probably never know the true intentions behind it, since the CIA is notoriously tight-lipped about its actions, and when it does speak, it’s usually not entirely truthful.
While the CIA may have dabbled with some DEI optics for a brief period, actual reports about the agency’s staffing and behavior tell a much different story—it is far from “woke.” An internal study released to the public in 2015 revealed that nearly 90 percent of the CIA’s senior leadership was made up of white men. And beyond all the violence and turmoil the agency is known for, these white men seem to get up to their own mischief with alarming frequency. Just this past October, the CIA faced scathing reports about a “deep-rooted cultural problem” surrounding sexual assault and harassment within its ranks.